You already know because I'm sure you have one at home.
They could be bulldog bulky or wolfhound tall. Maybe greyhound skinny or chihuahua small.
Perhaps a stubborn terrier, wirey and scruffy. Or a bossy maltese, super duper fluffy.
Yep, that's your classy Beest friend, over there licking its rear end.
Burps in your face and drools all over the place.
Does yours get the toxic farties? And throw toilet paper parties?
Peeing in the yard with a bone in its mouth. Booty scootin' across the new rug headed due south.
But the sound of your keys and car alarm beep, always brings a wiggly butt and smiley puppy teef.
Teachers of impossible love, how we need them so. Good luck staying mad or even saying, 'No'.
We think they love us ever so dearly, but it's their hope of getting a new squeaky toy, clearly.
🐶